Thursday, November 19, 2009

funny things i see in logan


  • A man in a trench coat with his shirt unbuttoned to the very bottom in the cold fall air.
  • Another man chasing after a guy on a bike, yelling " Hey! Thats my bike!" Then chasing him down only to discover its not his bike.
  • A full grown grandma in footies and crocs.
  • Men wearing uggs.
  • Kids walking the tight rope outside their dorms.
  • Lady in wal-mart, trying to get her cart unstuck from the other then she says to me "they are mating! Haven't you ever wondered where the other carts come from?"
  • Awkward bus conversations that everyone secretly listens to as they look out the window.
  • People running to catch the bus with their backpacks flopping the whole way.
  • the bus driver looking out the window behind me, he says to me I'm not just staring at you, I could, but I'm just seeing if anyone is coming. (awkward courtesy laugh)
  • What's with all the jedi braids?
  • razor scooters... why?
  • people with masks to prevent the swiney.
  • forgive me.. Asian midgets.
  • little short girl falling out of nowhere. We still don't know what she tripped on.
  • girl riding her bike past Ali and lauren, her handle gets caught on Ali's purse and knocks her down. the best part is, she didn't think she did anything wrong, then someone says she's deaf. Yeah no offense but she isn't blind.
  • The smoking lounge.
  • People in Bath and Body Works are so picky about their scents.
  • People taking the elevator for the 2nd floor
  • The whole bus is empty and someone sits RIGHT next to you.
  • I'm sure it's way funny when I ride my bike and the chain falls off and I have to fix it.
  • People trying to play it cool then tripping and acting like nothing happened.
  • Fly infestations.
  • Asian lady with a slice of birthday cake on the bus. Candles and all.
  • couple fighting on campus, she yells he yells she walks away clearly ticked.
  • facebook stalkers in the library
  • people checking themselves out in the windows that double as mirrors not realizing the people on the other side can see.
  • feather headed men
  • people loitering in the parking lot, I am almost positive they were witches. one had green hair the other had pink. whatever floats your boat.
  • people wandering aimlessly around the library, you can see the sheer panic in their eye when they cant find an open seat or a familiar face.
  • christmas lights in random places. Like on backpacks? and car racks? haha

In other news, school is great. The semester is almost over and I'm really excited. I am currently working at bath and body works and loving it. Cameron is doing well! Loving the MTC and learning a lot. umm.. New Moon premier tonight? YES PLEASE! :D Anyway life is great. I am loving school and still deciding on a major.. Such a hard choice.

Love you all!
xoxo
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3 comments:

Unknown said...

This just made me so happy!! I laughed cause you are funny, I cried cause I miss you!

Also, I think you should go into Journalism.

I love you so much and I think you are the funniest ever!

jessandbryce said...

I love you sooo soooo much! I totally loved your post! Do it more often!

Sarah said...

I am so glad that you were a crayon for halloween!!!!! Miss you