Wednesday, September 15, 2010

You are the apples pajamas.

I do not know what it is but the hairs on my legs grow so fast i literally am in pain by like the third day. Maybe i shouldnt wear such tight pants or something but the pulling sensation on every prickle of my leg is not the most comfortable thing ive ever felt.

Why hello ladies and gentlemen. It's me again, i have come to blog some more and tell of my boring life so people can realize their lives arent half as boring as mine is.

I cant even EXPLAIN to you how EXCITED i am for fall. I get this tingle in my tummy and warmth in my heart when its cold enough to wear my cute coats. Mainly just the light jackets because as soon as i have to whip out the winter one i will not be so happy. But, nothing makes me happier then seeing the leaves change, fall smells in my house, crisp cool air, just everything about fall is so happy to me. Thank you julie for passing on the fall passion to me.

last night i ate too much, held a puppy named parker, lost horribly in maffia and was forced to sleepover in a twin sized bed. Dont be surprised when i say i slept comfortably. Cause i did. I was sandwiched in between my two best friends for as long as i can remember. What is better than that? Oh i know, If my sissy was there too.. But i cant have it all.

Dear Bailee Jane, I dont think the world realizes how humurous you are to me. You are so funny that i am at a loss for words most of the time which is rare for me. You are so funny that there is literally nothing i can say to top 99.7% of your comments. The other .3 percent i sneak it an equally funny comment... Youre the best friend i ever had. Thanks for not judging me for eating so many pieces of dessert pizza.

I have joined the ranks of allstate workers, where i am currently sitting here trying to make myself work but can hardly keep my eyes open. I start to drift and i am awoken by the special needs day care merely a wall away. Sometimes i worry what is going on over there because i swear those kids are doing serious demolition to that place.
Ask me if i licked over 100 envelopes yesterday? I definitely did.

You could also ask me how long cameron has been gone and i would probably say 11 months and one day.

Also i counted all my friends in Idaho who are getting married, or already married. I counted 29, but I could be wrong. Some even have babies.. Also i only counted girls my age and the year older than me... thats all i have to say on the matter.

Oh yeah, SCARIEST thing happened on my way to salt lake sunday night. I am always terrified to drive through the canyon at night, especially when the deer signs are flashing.. I always think what would i do if a deer ran out and i hit it? Then i stop thinking about it because it scares me so much to even have the thought come into my cranium. No i didnt hit a deer, but i made eye contact with one. As i came around a corner my lights shined right on the little bugger and it about gave me a heart attack. the little devil just looked at me like "this time you were lucky but i will get you"

I have been pulled over 4 times in my driving career. only one time for speeding. Why have you gotten pulled over then you might ask? Let me list the reasons;
1. Drunk driving. (completely sober 19 years and going strong) Ticket for expired drivers license.
2. Speeding 39 in a 25. Ticket for expired license plates.
3. expired license plates. Ticket for expired license plates ( i had them registered that day, two hours previously but didnt have proof)
4. headlights werent on. no ticket. thank the high heavens.
Logan police are out to get me.

So i have a new roommate. Her name is Ann. She is great but also she brought with her movies like you could not believe. I feel like i live in hastings. Or blockbuster. its like a dream come true.

okay fine, this post is long enough.

I love you.

Cant wait for my shows to start.. No wonder i dont have a social life. You can thank all the major TV companies for that one. Curse you Grey's anatomy, Gossip Girl, Community, Modern Family, 30 Rock.. At least i dont watch the bachelor/ette.

xoxo
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3 comments:

Daniel & Sarah said...

i always look forward to reading your blog it always makes me laught!!

alyssa said...

sam you are hilarious. end of story

Julie Ann said...

I love reading your blog too. I'm always excited when I see a new one posted. You make me laugh!! :)