complaining makes the heart grow fonder

I have a few pet peeves that I want to vent about... They are about this technological world we live and thrive in. People have set up some sort of unwritten internet code that some seem to think is the apples pajamas. Like when was ThIs EvEr LeGiBle AnD fUn To ReAd? Or where did this <3 originate? It doesn't look that much like a heart... And I didn't realize that there were so many different ways to write the years 2010-2011 i.e. <3 double one *2011* or TWENTYTEN with some sort of decorum to spice things up. You catch my drift. And okay sometimes I worry that my CAPS LOCK key will get glued to my keypad since I think it happens to some people... Either that or they are always angry. When people use all caps it kinda hurts my feelings even if they are saying OH MY GOSH I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!!!! gosh stop yelling what did I ever do to you? Oh yeah, and since when is it "cool" to spell things wrong? U R tha hawt mama of tha skool yo. It only takes longer, but for sure makes intelligent men go weak at the knees for you. I know this seems rude and harsh and whatever but I am just pointing it out... You were all thinking it. I'll try to say this all as nicely as possible. More power to the people who take the time and effort to jazz up their thoughts with some asterisks. I also have this thing.. Where the more people who do something the more it makes me NOT want to. For instance, when people get engaged... The second they get home they are posting picture of the ring and how it happened... Spend time with your fiancée... Or how about this. Honeymoon posts? Really? Get off your phone and get some lovin' from your new hubs. Leave your phone at home, I will tell you.. No one wants to hear a honeymoon play-by-play. That goes for vacations in general. I just want you to have a good time on your trip and to not worry about telling everyone on facebook. If you must just post the pictures the second you get home. I hate to break it to the world.. But no one feels like they are missing out when you don't post your every movement on the internet... Samantha Noel Kiser just walked into the library. Samantha Noel Kiser is so depressed someone feel bad for me. Samantha Noel Kiser no one understands me. Samantha Noel Kiser who wants to hang out tonight? Samantha Noel Kiser just ate a bagel. Samantha Noel Kiser has to pee!!

Am I going off on a tangent? I just miss the days of make believe and always having stubbed toes. Here is the thing. I am guilty of being facebook/ internet/social networking obsessed... but isn't stalking enough?

phew.. that kinda felt good. Who am I kidding. I just had to get this off my chest. Love you all 100%

xoxo

S

P.S. I might post color fest pictures later. I just got some really good ones and I don't want to post them on Facebook.

Also in 2 months I will be in France and I have a goal to post everyday and to not get on facebook until I am home. I just want to document in a classier way hahahha hypocritical? Maybe. But its France yo.