All I can think about is FRANCE. I just want to be there right now. I just want school to be out and I just want to feel sunshine and speak French.
In other news I had the weirdest dreams last night... Maybe it was the melatonin. Okay first one, my whole family was super heroes okay. My dad had the most power he was like the almighty. My mom was just like super sweet and could heal anyone, Me and Cole had a super power that just turned anything we wanted into chocolate. Brady and Quinn just turned into mice..... Cassidy.... either didn't have powers or I just don't remember what her powers were. It started out with me playing with my mice brothers then some crazy villain came and burned Brady into a crisp and my dad was super lazy even though he had all sorts of powers he never wanted to use them so we were all on our own. Then all the sudden this girl from high school comes and we start screaming at each other and perfectly synchronized we say "YOU SLUT." I was so mad at her for some reason. So I turned her into chocolate. Before she fully became a chocolate statue I felt bad so my dad changed her back...
Next dream: It was Cameron's birthday except he was super fat and rather vulgar. He ate like a pig and was just super gross. So I was looking for a reason to break up with him and he gave me a perfect way out. While he was eating he was just shoving his face and talking at the same time. I did something that made him mad so he called me a "Shit bastard" (excuse my language but I just can't edit this) So I slapped him. Then since dreams change I was so sad and I called my mom and she was SO surprised that he would act like that because he turned back into the Cameron that we all know that would never say a thing like that to me. It was just so sad, so I helped Lynnette clean up the house while I waited for my mom to come get me. Cameron then turned back into the fat mean Cameron and didn't even care that I was crying he just wanted to eat his fried chicken.
"Like that time I went to an illegal mouse race... That was a weird night" -SNL
I love you
take me to France already.
SK
Next dream: It was Cameron's birthday except he was super fat and rather vulgar. He ate like a pig and was just super gross. So I was looking for a reason to break up with him and he gave me a perfect way out. While he was eating he was just shoving his face and talking at the same time. I did something that made him mad so he called me a "Shit bastard" (excuse my language but I just can't edit this) So I slapped him. Then since dreams change I was so sad and I called my mom and she was SO surprised that he would act like that because he turned back into the Cameron that we all know that would never say a thing like that to me. It was just so sad, so I helped Lynnette clean up the house while I waited for my mom to come get me. Cameron then turned back into the fat mean Cameron and didn't even care that I was crying he just wanted to eat his fried chicken.
"Like that time I went to an illegal mouse race... That was a weird night" -SNL
I love you
take me to France already.
SK
7 comments:
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I have no words I am laughing soooo hard!!!!!!!! You know mom will hate this blog because you swore.. which makes it even better!! YOu are the best sister I've ever had!! AMAZE-BALLS
AH HAHAHAHAHA! This is super fantastic. I'm afraid of mean Cameron and I don't want you to turn me into Chocolate for I don't like chocolate and you would eat me you little Shi Bas!!!!! Hahhhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahaha
Love,
Cortley
"claaaaaaasic peg"
"a fifty! and its legit!"
that is probably my most favorite snl i can't tell you how many times i have watched it, and this was a great post- thank you my dear!
You're right Cass, I hate the language but oh well.... I guess I will have to get over it! :)
You make me laugh Bam Bam!! What a funny dream! It's filled with things you can interpret if you want, but why? Take it for what it is a laugh!! I hate it when we wake up all flustered because of what we just dreamed!! Love you so much!! XO
You're cute.
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