Are you the goddess?

I just had such an urge to write about something. I dont even know what I want to write about so here I am blogging. It has been a while so it is about time I reported to the blogging community. Just in case you all wanted to know, a little stinker snuck into Quinn's window and while daddy was trying to bring it to safety it decided to spray (it didnt get dad) but it has successfully made the entire house smell of skunk. I dare you to name one worse smell to have floating around your house. I dare you. It is giving me a headache and all I can say is if my clothes smell like it after I leave, I will hunt down that little devil and give him a piece of my mind. As soon as I find a full smell resistant body suit...

I have one word for you. Zac.

Yes you heard right Zac Efron, I know its like way cliche to be in love with a movie star especially Zac Efron but I mean come on. See Charlie St. Cloud and tell me you wouldn't leave your husband for him. I had the privilege to view that gift to the world for 1 hour and 49 minutes. It was a decent movie, but Zac, oh Zac you left my heart in a mess of obsession, lust, yearning.. etc.. you can just imagine the other things I was feeling. He makes me acutely aware of how single I am. Normally I dont really care. but im telling you, any single woman who watches Zac for an hour and 49 minutes will leave that theater unsatisfied. Unsatisfied merely because you want Zac to be yours. No mediocre male will satisfy this craving for him. you dont just want a boyfriend. You want Zac to be waiting in your bed when you get home. Okay i'll stop ranting but really. mmmhmm.

Also I dont even think i can count on 2 hands all the people (my age) that are getting married. Blows my mind. I look at myself and want to ask "How in THE world are you mature enough to get married?" I still sleep with a teddy bear for heavens sakes. (a teddy bear from cameron mind you, it has sentimental value)

Shout out to my wonderful, beautiful creative sister and mother for helping me with a wedding shower this week. How does anyone decorate without them? Well besides you Winnies + relatives, but you are all superhuman.

So on thursday we threw a wedding shower for one of my best buds Lindsay. It was great and so adorable as i stated earlier.. Except like 4 people showed up.. lame huh? I did have my camera but Kate did so hopefully i will get those photos soon.

Oh man, so yesterday in relief society this lady stood up, bless her heart, she was wearing a while blouse, white shirt, white tights and white shoes. She was rather homely but she had a sweet spirit im sure. Anyway we were talking about strengthening home and family and examples. She shared an experience about her family and this is what she said. "My sister was having a hard time and wasnt reading the most awesome material, of those books that she was reading the mildest was the twilight series..." Hmm.. looks like im a sinner.. because ive read them all.. twice. tell satan to keep a spot open in Hell for me. I had to stifle a laugh and sarcastic comment on that one. Then to top it off, she gets up to bear her testimony. Like i said sweet spirit. But in the midst of her testimony she says.. I wrote a poem. Who doesnt want to laugh when someone says they wrote a poem. hahah I feel bad but I again, had to stifle a laugh. It ended up being a beautiful poem though!

Challenge: if you please "youtube" 80s video dating montage. Hahaha gosh maybe i will just post it.I dont know I just think it's hilarious.

Summer is almost over. I will miss you when I am suffering through 11 months of frostbitten weather. I cant even think of this without getting chills. No thanks.

ladies, and Ward. Thank you for tuning in.

I love you

sk

Okay you convinced me. Here is the video for your convenience.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bomkgXeDkE