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What has one eye, speaks french and loves cookies? Moi.

What is up every body?

So here i am sitting in my silk sheets bored to tears. My whole family decides to go to sleep and to leave me to entertain myself. Yes i am in idaho (again) on account of a wedding of my dear friends Lindsay (Woodland) Biddulph's. So beautiful. 2 best friends down 2 to go. Huh Chante? We decided we are going to serve missions together. cause we aren't getting married, just in spite of all the " Oh you'll get married so soon!!" comments. I tell you, all you relief society women doom us college 19 year olds. You say we will get married. so everyone gets married because its expected then once you are 21 and not married and all your friends are, everyone thinks there is something wrong with you.

What is going on with my life?

moved

taking a semester off

not dating

working

buying lotion

dreaming of the future

writing letters

reading books

getting wedding announcements

facebook

blogging

Lava

to my sister, no one is as funny as you when you talk about people you dislike. I thouroughly enjoy your rampages.

Oh my, you guys, last night at the wedding i ate a gift from heaven.

a mouth watering

thigh thickening

buttercream

toffee bits

caramel core

chocolate

taste bud titillating

euphoria peaking

CUPCAKE

I think i ate three of them. The fat girl inside of me just couldn't resist. Every bite was like a present on my tongue. My taste buds were crying with joy.

I was just thinking. "taste bud" is funny. they really are my little buddys. They are such good friends to my taste. they are like little happy people that love to taste pleasurable tastes. I can just picture them as little tongue people that smile and wave their arms in the air when good things are placed in front of them. They celebrate every time an exceptionally good taste is buddied up with them.

As i have gotten older i have discovered my passion for food. Mostly i have been able to scarf an in n out burger with no consequence only pure satisfaction. Now i am paying, but that is beside the point. I think how great it would be to be on the food network and just go around tasting different food and raving to everyone about how wonderful it is. While we all at home have to stop the saliva from dribbling down our chins. Then the food network makes Man vs Food and they bring my dream to a whole nother level. I can see it now Woman vs Food. Starring Samantha Kiser. the woman who loves to eat and can handle anything you throw at her. its okay that she weighs 490 and she threatens her life everyday by pounding artery clogging, grease dripping burgers.

Im hungry just thinking about it.

I am afraid i dont have much else to say.

so, its been real.

i love you.

sk

This is Katelyn, she likes to entertain herself by taking pictures while singing and dancing.